Have you ever had one of those times in your life when you are too stressed to function? Well I'm having one of those now. Writing papers isn't tough, but when you have 20 thousand items on the agenda for the next couple weeks, life really seems to kick you in the ass. So instead of sleeping, finishing the paper, or closing out any of my twenty tabs in facebook open to random sites about Boston, I am blogging. Yep. Writing to you about what to in times of stress and ultimate life hell. So enjoy!
Introducing: The Life and Times of Being Stressed Out
There are several steps you must go through to reach these special points.
1) Facebook should be open so you can chat with everyone and complain about life and say random blips of whatever.
2) Listen to the same music on repeat for roughly 3 hours. I'll probably have Spring Awakening completely memorized by the time I actually go to bed.
3) Let the vision get foggy. This means you are tired. And stressed. You totally wish you had the foggy eyes--it feels like you should be on drugs and enjoying life, but instead you are reminded of the fact that you are so stressed and tired that your eyes hate you.
4) Come with caffeine. Now I drink some soda, but when I have multiple doses, then this is crunch time.
In general, if you "feel like your brain took a $&*!", then you are probably stressed. I recommend some therapy for this. You can do the following:
1) Work out
2) Swear a lot (repetition works well)
3) Break down
4) Have some "healthy" beverages --but wait until after the big test!
5) Blog
6) Kill an ant or some other minor insect
7) Run around a lot
I know this made no sense, but that's what this blog is for! :) Happy Stress!
Warning: Don't get ulcers. They are bad. Thanks for reading!
