hmm. yes my brain does some pretty cooky things I discovered (at least during the summer) well let's see. You may wonder how I analyzed my brain? No tests, no nothing...actually it's simply me acting wierd (by the way that is my "normal" state)...continuing on:
During the day: Lovely lovely I'm on my toes! Thinking and processing correctly most of the time and just dandy! This is the time where I'm convincingly intelligent (no, really I am but sometimes it's hard to tell)
Between 10 pm and midnight: Kind of a vegetable at this time. Too tired to care and not on my natural high. I've usually had a diet soda by this time (see way awesome blog). My mood's pretty much of a hippie w/o the drugs. Always am determined to never go to sleep this early...
MIDNIGHT: Brain is a giant sausage. I speak things (similar to this but not quite) that people never knew could be spoken. I reveal the true me For most this comes as a shock the first time, especially on AIM. However, the situation isn't hurting anyone. Believe me, the emotions are zippy-gone-bye-bye! It's the natural high for the evening (morning, excuse me).
What else? That's it!
Friday, August 04, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
Pretzel Drugs (a satire if you couldn't already guess!)
did I spell preztel right? oh well.
SO anyway. I was at a cast party for the musical tonight. It was fun. Yeah so I decided to act wired---wait not wired, well okay maybe that too. I was wierd. and definately more than usual. In my hours of genius I thought of the safe drug.
For those of you who desire drugs but not the effects, I recommend Pretzel Drugs--nothing but salt and carbs! Below I have listed the following recipes that I thought of in my highest hour of stonality:
Preztel Smoking: Oh believe me this is so fun. For this you must use the sticks or its stupid. I mean how would that look smoking a pretzel pretzel? Dumb? Yeah I thought so too. So anyway, you don't light the pretzel. Nope. Just go through the motions of a good smoke. (Believe me you can still get high from the mental exhilaration!---------well I did anyway)
Preztel Dope: Dope is similar in the motions to smoking, except for the fact that you must suck harder and pucker your lips while sucking. Yep that's right. More sucking. And then you release. It feels so good to go through the motions w/o the consequences
Pretzel Crack/Cocaine: Now I must make clear that crack is not the same as cocaine. Nope. Cocaine is the powder version of crack. Pretzel cocaine is much easier than crack....Well I haven't exactly mastered out crack but since you shouldn't do drugs anyway don't worry about it! Cocaine is simply made in this case by mushing (using a blender for a party occasion) pretzels into a fine powder. If you're lazy and you don't mind the huge amount of salt, just go to the bottom of your pretzel bag and pour it out! yum. Again..drugs are bad!
Pretzel Heroine: okay now this is bad. if you are desperate for the sensation of heroine I guess you could make a solution of the pretzel powder...but seriously...if you need that sensation GET HELP! you have problems! Don't do drugs they're bad!
FOR BETTER SENSATION:
SO anyway. I was at a cast party for the musical tonight. It was fun. Yeah so I decided to act wired---wait not wired, well okay maybe that too. I was wierd. and definately more than usual. In my hours of genius I thought of the safe drug.
For those of you who desire drugs but not the effects, I recommend Pretzel Drugs--nothing but salt and carbs! Below I have listed the following recipes that I thought of in my highest hour of stonality:
Preztel Smoking: Oh believe me this is so fun. For this you must use the sticks or its stupid. I mean how would that look smoking a pretzel pretzel? Dumb? Yeah I thought so too. So anyway, you don't light the pretzel. Nope. Just go through the motions of a good smoke. (Believe me you can still get high from the mental exhilaration!---------well I did anyway)
Preztel Dope: Dope is similar in the motions to smoking, except for the fact that you must suck harder and pucker your lips while sucking. Yep that's right. More sucking. And then you release. It feels so good to go through the motions w/o the consequences
Pretzel Crack/Cocaine: Now I must make clear that crack is not the same as cocaine. Nope. Cocaine is the powder version of crack. Pretzel cocaine is much easier than crack....Well I haven't exactly mastered out crack but since you shouldn't do drugs anyway don't worry about it! Cocaine is simply made in this case by mushing (using a blender for a party occasion) pretzels into a fine powder. If you're lazy and you don't mind the huge amount of salt, just go to the bottom of your pretzel bag and pour it out! yum. Again..drugs are bad!
Pretzel Heroine: okay now this is bad. if you are desperate for the sensation of heroine I guess you could make a solution of the pretzel powder...but seriously...if you need that sensation GET HELP! you have problems! Don't do drugs they're bad!
FOR BETTER SENSATION:
- Drink water w/ pretzels. It imitates the beer idea w/o of course---the alcohol!
- Act serious w/ a sophisticated "I think I'm cool 'cause I do drugs, but really I'm dumb! Not gonna hide it!"
WARNINGS!
- Readers should be AT LEAST high school and cannot be drug users already!
- DON'T DO DRUGS! THEY ARE BAD FOR YOU!
- Preztels may cause high salt. Drink water to help. Do not o.d.
That's all I have to say about that!
Thursday, April 06, 2006
who needs sleep?
Tonight I can say I'm tired but happy. Officially this is my 14th night and I'd say that I haven't seen my bed before midnight in the last oh two weeks.
here is some spanish (maybe for my diario?): Yo estoy muy cansada porque no he dormido para dos semanas. Ay!
Wow. that's amazing. spanish is amazing. Whatever this is my "I feel like writing any old thingy I want to so yay! My good mood site!" Joy o joy.
This my new belief on sleep: Who needs it? It just gets in the way of your homework? And besides, you might make it up later (even if it is in class---oops!)
Dat's all I haz to zay aboutz zat!
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